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Lada jokes
| ■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■ Newsgroups: fido7.humor.filtered From: Dmitry Zavalishin <Dmitry.Zavalishin@f32.n5020.z2.fidonet.org> Date: Thu, 12 May 94 16:08:20 +0400 Subject: [NEWS] Lada jokes ■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■ Hello All. I think, this message from area REL.HUMOR seems to be interesting: --------------------------- Start Cut ------------------------- From : ysavelie@metz.une.edu.au, 2:50/128 (12 May 94 03:16) To : All Subj : Lada jokes --------------------------------------------------------------- X-RealName: Yuri Savelieff A man walks into a used car dealer, and looks around at the spare parts counter. The salesman behind the desk says to him: "Can I help you Sir?" The man looks at the sales rep and says "I'd like a windscreen wiper for my Lada please." The salesman replies "I think that's a fair swap..." Q. What's the difference between a Lada and a golf ball? A. At least you can drive a golf ball 200 yards... Q. What is the difference between a LADA and a tampon? A. A tampon comes with a tow rope. Q. What is the difference between the Jehovah's Witnesses and a Lada? (small car made in Russia.) A. You can shut the door on the Jehovah's Witnesses. Q. Why do Lada's have rear window heaters? A. To keep your hands warm when you are pushing it. Q. how do you double the value of a lada? A. fill it with petrol Q. What's the difference between a LADA and a sheep? A. It's more embarrassing if you're caught getting out the back of a LADA. So this little girl is walking home from school when a man pulls over to the side of the road, and calls to her "If you get in I'll give you a loolipop." The little girl ignores him and keeps walking. The car follows along behind her, and again the man driving calls to her: "If you get in, I'll give you TWO lollipops." The girl ignores him, and she keeps walking as the car follows her along the street. Finally the driver says "Hey, if you just get in for a tic, I'll give you THREE lollipops." To this the little girl turns t him and says "Hey dad, you bought the bloody lada, you can drive it" Q: What do you find in the glove box of a lada? A: A bus timetable -- """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" Mr. Yuri Savelieff Take your dying with _--_|\ P.O.Box U178 some seriousness, however. / \ New England University Laughing on the way to your \_.--._/<--UNE-Armidale NSW 2351 execution is not generally v AUSTRALIA understood by less advanced life forms, and they'll e-mail: ysavelie@metz.une.edu.au call you crazy. Phone: (61 67) 72 2383 (home) -- Messiah's Handbook: (61 67) 73 2426 (work) "Reminders for the Fax: (61 67) 72 7414 Advanced Soul". """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" ^-^ $ MolchiGin: unknown (2:50/128.0@fidonet) --------------------------- Final Cut ------------------------- | |
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