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From: Basil Dolmatov <Basil.Dolmatov@p40.f50.n5020.z2.fidonet.org>
Date: Fri, 18 Mar 94 09:07:24 +0300
Subject: [NEWS] Американские лозунги, связанные с борьбой со спидом ;)

* Forwarded by Basil Dolmatov (2:5020/50.40)
* From : Dimitri Martemianov, 2:5020/151.25 (Thursday March 17 1994 17:54)
* To   : All
* Subj : Американские лозунги, связанные с борьбой со спидом ;)
* Crossposted in SU.HUMOR
* Crossposted in 151.MARGINAL
@RealName Дмитрий Мартемьянов
Привет All!

                           National Condom Week


     Cover your stump before you hump.

     Before you attack her, wrap your whacker.

     Don't be a loner, cover that boner.

     You can't go wrong if you shield your dong.

     If you're not going to sack it, go home and whack it.

     It will be sweeter if you wrap your peter.

     You won't get sick if you wrap your dick.

     If you go into heat, package your meat.

     If you take off her skirt and blouse, wrap that trouser mouse.

     Don't be a fool, vulcanize your tool.

     Don't be in such a jiffy, cover your stiffy.

     AIDS is no joke, be sure to wrap before you poke.

     Even though you're tired and sleepy, take the time to wrap your pee-pee.

     You know you shouldy wear a condom on that woody.

With best regards Saruman the Wizard of Light

-+- GoldED 2.42.G0214+
 + Origin: Golden Rule : she who has the gold makes the rules. (2:5020/151.25)

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